Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John