Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...