Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
police glow worm
|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...