Knock Knock Wannup
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What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
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Dictionary of Evaluation Comments
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really sayingin all...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
THE LAND OF OZ
THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Three is equal to four
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Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...