Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...