Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...