A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...