NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...