Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...