Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...