Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...