Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
21 types of pissers!
21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...