It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....