Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...