Airlines running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...