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50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...