why
Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Business and fishing
|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.