tough mosquito
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St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...