Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...