On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
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What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...