Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...