Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
Military traditions
|Top Holiday Traditions In The Military9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask8. Roasting...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce…
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother...