Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
A Burning Question!
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...