How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...