Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...