Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
A Skydiving lesson
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A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The blind skydiver
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Bill Gates, the Antichrist
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Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...