How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
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Ebonic Medical Dictionary
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Besides ,I Love You
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Actual calls to technical support
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Read the label first!
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A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...