How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...