What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.