Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...