Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...