Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!