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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
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A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...