Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...