George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...