Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
bump the gatepost again
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One is negative one
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How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....