How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery…
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She’s laid on a...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...