Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . ....
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Miles Dobson was away from home on business…
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called...
Diary of an AOL User
Diary of an AOL User July 18 – I just tried to connect to...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...