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Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
My girlfriend is out in the car
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Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...