Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home…
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
Newest MS computer game
|Solitaire ’99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft’s latest software product. Microsoft Solitaire ’98README...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...