Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...