Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...