Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...