Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done…
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...