Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...