What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Men vs. Women
Men vs. Women Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
The computer prayer
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Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...