What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary…
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
The problem is at your end
|One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...