Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
Is There a Santa Claus?
Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...