You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...