How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
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HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...