Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...